My Brother on the Obama Phone

The government is here to help! Simply click on programs, and see if you are eligible to apply for this government handout! So when those right wing crazies start saying the government has a spending problem, you can call the DNC free of charge on your new Obama phone, and turn their a$$es in! You can now be that annoying a$$hole in the supermarket talking, and shopping at the same time, on your Obama phone! You can be that annoying a$$hole in the supermarket paying for all those groceries, and beer with your SNAPS EBT card, all while talking trash on your Obama phone. So the government is here to help you become the a$$hole you always wanted to be, by talking $h!t on your free Obama phone.

Disclaimer: Obama free cell phone service is an equal opportunity service that does not discriminate by race, creed, color, or religion. Dial 1-812, or text, "Say What Mf'r," to enter The ObamaRama Drawing, and be eligible to win a special edition Chevy Obama Volt, and $1000.00 in free gasoline.

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