LOL --2016 Democratic National Convention Schedule

Saturday, 27 August   2016
Free lunch, medical marijuana  distribution, and bus ride to the Convention. Forms distributed for Food Stamp  enrollment.
2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for  Undocumented Immigrants.
4:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning  CeremonySponsored by CNN
4:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real  You" Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the  Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner
4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as a  Public Servant and Claim to be Broke" Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM
“How to have a successful career  without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!” A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton  and Jesse Jackson
5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to  Army deserter Bo Berghdal & Baltimore Looters
5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph  Session
Souvenir photographs of Hillary  and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
5:45 PM
Tribute to All of the 57  StatesCongresswoman Nancy  Pelosi
6:00 PM
General vote on praisingBaltimore  rioters, and on using the terminology"Alternative Shoppers" instead of  "Looters"
7:30 PM
Announcement of VP Nominee Chris  Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and withdrawal when Hillary realizes she got him  killed in Benghazi
8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics  Committee" Meeting. General vote on re-branding  "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"
9:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we  can make it work for you” Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC,  ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times
with Guest Speaker, Brian  Williams
9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom  Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO Michael Moore
9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar -  "Businesses Don't Create Jobs" Hillary Clinton
10:00 PM
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun  Owners
10:30 PM
Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving  of the White Flag to Afghanistan,Russia, and ISIS.
11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own  Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big  Deal" Hosted by Hillary  Clinton
11:30 PM
"How to Offend Christians While  Implementing Sharia Law in America""Sneaky Joe" Biden
12:00 AM
Official Nomination of  HillaryBill Maher and Chris Matthews