17 Euphemisms for Sex From the 1800s

1. AMOROUS CONGRESS

To say two people were engaged in the amorous congress was by far the most polite option on the list, oftentimes serving as the definition for other, less discreet synonyms. (This bears no resemblance to our congress in DC except that there are a bunch of pussies and dicks involved. Wait, I take that back, it does resemble our congress.)

13. MELTING MOMENTS

Those shared by "a fat man and woman in amorous congress." (This is what you would get if you paired Barney Frank with - Barney Frank in a dress.)

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