Qaeda chief warns attacks on US in 'everyone's reach'

But Mr. Qaeda......we're doing EVERYTHING here in the US to prove to you that we're no threat to anyone!  We've cut down on our weapons stash, are trying to take guns away from the people, we're almost retiring our Armed Forces, we're not building planes or ships, we're accepting Sharia, we're honoring the demands of Muslims on our soil........we have a litany of different ways we're trying to be subservient.  What more can we do?   Oooh............you want us to convert?  Put that in front of obama and he'll sign it.  He'll sign anything!