Keith Olbermann asked to lead Department of Removal from Society
Joe Biden will an announce that Keith Olbermann with head the new Cabinet post which will oversee the new Department of Removal from Society. When asked why he chose Olbermann for this position, Biden said "you have to elect me to find out" and then mumbled incoherently.
When asked for comment on thie appointment, Keith Olbermann said that he was happy with his ever-diminishing role in media.