BIDEN’S “MIRACULOUS COMEBACK”
R. A. Schultz
Actually, it seems pretty simple to me. There was Barack Hussein, back at home, snorting a few lines, watching CNN, looking at Michael’s repulsive legs, and getting as frustrated as all hell that his precious legacy hadn’t gotten legs of its own yet with any of the morons vying for the Democrat-Socialist nomination. Things were getting uncomfortable. Imagine having your vaunted “liberal” legacy carried on to its logical dead end conclusion by an avowed communist! Imagine being unable to distance yourself historically from known a$$holes like Stalin and Mao, so well noted for ramping up the statistics of their internal killing fields!
Gentle Barry would want to be remembered in the company of kinder, gentler communist a$$holes, like Maduro and Castro. But Bernie was going just too far, and had to be restrained.
Quite simply, the anorexic dipshit cokehead picked up his famous phone and made a few calls. Two clowns, Buttergiggie and Ilsa Koch Klobuchar dropped out immediately and swore allegiance to the lamebrain Biden. After a couple of additional calls getting the propaganda machine in line and onboard, Biden “suddenly” had “momentum!” Media adulation was spontaneously instantaneous. I have to admit, the whole operation was quite a feat of political choreography, and made for a great show.
The fact that it was all bullsh*t doesn’t really matter, because what was ultimately set in motion had succeeded, at least for the moment.
The unexpected icing on the cake came when Bloomberg, the supercilious ass, a total unknown on Planet Earth anywhere but New York City, won in American Samoa, where no one was listening in the first place, and the fishing had been slow for several days!
In any event, Hussein had the desired effect of at least pausing Bernie’s juggernaut, making lamebrain Quid pro Joe look like a hero, and giving his buds in the Establishment needed breathing room to cook up more dirty tricks to stop Bernie permanently.
We’ll see pretty shortly how all that works out, but it still looks like the DemSocs are headed for a brokered convention, where virtually anything can happen!
Even the make-believe Mexican might again become “viable.”