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Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to ...

Topics: lmbo, joke, prison, dope, judge, court, drugs

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Lois Lerner Called Conservatives ‘Assholes,’ Fantasized...

by Safari Woman

If my mind was in the gutter and my vocabulary limited, I might have to say that Lois Lerner is the one who is acting like an Ahole, and so is Eric Holder for not calling on a special prosecutor to look into the matter. But ...

Topics: Lois Lerner, IRS Scandal, obama, white house, targeting conservatives, emails, assholes, Eric Holder, DOJ, joke, conservatives, liberals, communists, Constitution

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LOLZ - A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's...

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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.When the couple finished, the doctor said, "T...

Topics: joke, seniors, elderly, couple, sex, therapist, therapy, medicare

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How Boudreaux Sold The Most Expensive GI Insurance

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Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got called up to active duty. Boudreaux's first assignment was in a military induction center. Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty o...

Topics: joke, Louisiana, insurance

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Cure for Highly Dangerous Virus Going Around

by Dale Barnes

WARNING!!!!! A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Re...

Topics: joke, work, virus, bar, wine, rum, beer, vodka

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