10:00 AM - I get the wake up call. "I don't want to go." I think, and roll over with an ugh. I know I signed up for this when I planned to spend a week with someone on vacation, but the thought of going jet skiing today is n...

Dear Son of Mine, Celebrating your birthday marks one of the most miraculous and beautiful moments of my life as well. You were such a precious gift to me at a time when I had little to treasure. I looked at you and thought ...

You heard it here first! Details soon to come. This is one of the craziest, lack of making sense decisions I've made in ages. You see, it's like this. I am possibly about to lose just about everything that I've worked for ...

lol at self.. I took a nap today around 4:00 PM and was awoken from a strange detailed dream to pop/boom sounds. My first thought was gunshots. I could barely see the clock as it was quite dark. 5:45 it said. I went to the fr...

You have two choices, the Democrats or the Republicans.  For a group who revels in being known for their "bleeding hearts" the Democrats sure put up quite the fight over whether to exchange gifts among family members or to in...

I found so many cool ideas from the links below. My favorite tip, one that I already practice, is to attach the small leftovers of bath soap to the top of the new bar. I love soap! I collect it. I've told every one that if th...

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A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, t...

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to ...

  1. Johnny's mother had three children.  The first child was named April.  The second child was named May....What was the third child's name? 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he we...

LOL oh my, my, my ---- So, the NAACP said, “One’s racial identity is not a qualifying criteria or disqualifying standard for NAACP leadership. The NAACP Alaska-Oregon-Washington State Conference stands behind Ms. Dolezal’s ad...

We are going to be married in time so that when we kiss it will be at the stroke of midnight on new years eve!  This works for every one in our family and a kiss at midnight year after year will be the renewal of our vows.  I'...

A lady bought a new Lexus & it cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working. "Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you ne...

You are in the middle of a few projects at your home: putting in a new fence, painting the basement walls, putting in a new garden. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt and paint. You have your old wo...