A lady bought a new Lexus & it cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working.


"Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!"


She drove out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said, "Nelson." The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?" She was astounded. If she wanted
Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.


She was stopped at a traffic light enjoying "On The Road Again" when the light turned green and she pulled out. Suddenly an enormous sports utility vehicle coming from
the street she was crossing sped toward her, obviously not paying attention to the light. She swerved and narrowly missed a collision.


"Idiot!" she yelled and, from the radio, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States."

Topics: Obama
Deereguy
LOL.....Too funny lol.........
  • November 24, 2012
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Janice  Vicks
lol my kind of car!
  • November 24, 2012
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Kevin McSheen
Couldn't have been a chevy or dodge!
  • November 24, 2012
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Kahaluu Girl
ha ha ...dunno why I am just now finding this but I am glad that I did cause it's a good one!
  • March 27, 2013
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