Dear Psycho Bird Lady at the Beach Park,
Calm the FFFFFFFFFFFF down! First of all they are just seagulls.
Today before the park closed I moseyed down to the end of where one can drive during nesting season. It is perfectly okay to do that. It is perfectly okay to even drive or park right next to the well marked signs saying keep out. When I left my parking spot just a very short ways down from there, you were no where in sight.
As I approached the spot I intended to turn around at, thank goodness I noticed your car barreling down on me as I started pulling to the left to do my "U-y." Even though I didn't even have my foot on the gas, I had to throw on the brakes to keep from turning in front of you. One doesn't normally think to look in their rear view mirror when they are only one of three cars left on the entire beach and last they knew they were in a zone by themselves. (You were breaking the 5 mph speed limit big time btw!) Then you frantically jumped out of your car yelling about how I can't go any further because of the birds.
Really? Gee except for the fact that this is my local beach as much as it is yours, and if it weren't for those two dozens signs with a rope between them right in front of me, I would have never known that.
I might not have had the nicest attitude in response to you but that's only because I think you are a completely psychotic idiot who needs to get a life. BTW, from now on I'll be watching you. The next time you go speeding down the beach like that I'm getting videos.
