DONKEY RACE
R. A. Schultz
Today, we’re witnessing on our national political stage the apparition of twenty-three announced socialist candidates for President of the United States, not a single one of whom possesses the morality, historical knowledge, political courage, or brains to sweep the streets of Bangkok. Where are we going and why are we riding in this hand-basket?
Of the twenty-three, three claim Veteran status, two for real and one sort of play-acting, having sought a six-month overseas deployment plum reserved for politician officers seeking political advancement.
The whole lot of them present a sorry bunch, with an old befuddled white guy currently in the lead, carrying the baggage of the Democrat Establishment, the failed Obama administration, a strong propensity for speaking as if his tongue was asleep, and the likelihood of being a serial pedophile.
Next in the lineup is an even older equally befuddled white guy who isn’t even a Democrat, but rather an avowed socialist who once was an avowed communist, and probably still is, even though he’s a multi-millionaire.
The rest of the donkey-race lineup doesn’t even rate individual mention, though such examinations will be performed in future contributions for thoroughly enjoyable entertainment. So have plenty of popcorn handy and watch for your advance notices. “It’ll be fun,” they said.
