ILHAN OMAR, VICTIM?
R. A. Schultz
The latest phony victim? Ilhan Omar, Minnesota’s newly-installed incestuous Muslim Congresscritter, overflowing with anti-Semitic hatred, Qur’anic-inspired historical stupidity, and a keen sense of adherence to the politically absurd, is now claiming “threats” to her life, citing the appearance of a hand-scrawled “Assassinate Ilhan Omar” graffitus allegedly on a gas station bathroom stall wall. Several decades of law enforcement experience have rendered me skeptical of almost everything, so I’m going to be one of the first to call BS on this one.
Consider:
1. Where is this gas station located and what sort of clientele does it serve?
2. “Assassinate” is a 4-syllable word. What kind of presumably hayseed Islamophobe would use a 4-syllable word instead of the single-syllable synonym “kill?” Indeed, would such an actor even be able to SPELL “assassinate?”
3. The congresscritter’s name is spelled correctly. How many presumably hayseed Islamophobes could do that?
4. Why is the stall wall so pristeen?
I hope that the local gendarmerie has the sense to refer this to a good forensic handwriting analyst. I suspect we might find out that Ilhan is just another Jussie.
