ASTEROID STRIKE


 


R. A. Schultz


 


 


DRUDGE HEADLINE: “CNN: Shutdown Risks Undetected Asteroid Strike...


 


 


 


That’s right, my fellow Deplorables, CNN is actually deeply concerned that NASA’s asteroid tracking program won’t be able to tell us if, when, and where, an asteroid might strike Planet Earth during the course of the Schumer Schutdown, so that We the People will be unable to have the privilege of kissing our @$$es goodbye.  And yes, they are serious.


 


 


 


I guess it’s just so typical of CNN that something over which we have absolutely no control is a primary concern.  It’s sort of like telling us all we should take special care to preserve the environment by driving Priuses to the scenic overlook to observe the erupting volcano.


 


 


 


In any event, the good news is that most of us won’t even notice that the Schumer Schutdown is going on.  Mail delivery will continue and Social Security payments will go out on schedule.  Remember when Obama told us he “couldn’t promise” that Social Security payments would be made?  Remember when Obama ordered the monuments in DC closed and fenced-in?  Remember when Obama ordered all National Parks closed?


 


 


 


 


The Schumer Schutdown will be different, primarily because we now have an American in our White House.

Safari Woman
CNN clown news network - their reports usually sound like they've been written by failing comedians who can't get a gig 
  • January 22, 2018
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